Project 2: The Johnson Team's magnum opus. A sprawling mess of half-baked ideas and unfulfilled promises.
We're a team of highly trained professionals, each with our own unique brand of incompetence.
Meet John, our fearless leader, a visionary with a penchant for PowerPoint.
Meet Jane, our resident spreadsheet expert, a whiz with a flair for the obvious.
Meet Joe, our IT specialist, the guy who still thinks email is a good idea.
Meet Jessica, our resident genius, a certified rocket scientist who can't get a decent cup of coffee.
Together, we're a team of... interesting individuals.
Our goal is to create something, anything, that will make us look good on paper.
We're aiming for a 50% success rate, with a 30% chance of getting a decent lunch.
View our ambitious project roadmap for more information.