Join the Mud Masters → The Elite of the Muddy Realms

Welcome to the most esteemed organization in the land of mud, where the bravest of warriors unite to conquer the treacherous terrain of... well, not-so-treacherous terrain.

We're not just any ordinary group of individuals; we're the Mud Masters, the keepers of the ancient art of mud wrestling, mud sculpting, and mud-everything-else.

We're looking for individuals who share our passion for all things muddy, who can handle the rigors of mud up to their eyeballs, and who aren't afraid of getting a little messy.

Requirements to Join the Ranks:

• Must be able to stomach the sight of mud up to your eyeballs (literally)
• Must be willing to learn the ancient art of mud-fu (our version of ninjutsu, but with more mud)
• Must be able to handle the occasional mud-slide

Please note: We're looking for individuals, not just anyone. We have a strict mud-requirements list that we take very seriously.

Also, be warned: once you join, there's no going back. The mud will get into your bones, and you'll never be the same again.