Rules and Regulations of the Neo-Brutalist Empire
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- Article 1: All requests for refills on the coffee machine must be made in person, using a minimum 24-hour notice.
- Article 2: Failure to wear matching pants with a shirt will result in immediate termination from the company. No exceptions.
- Article 3: All employees are required to attend mandatory, weekly, 3-hour meetings with Karen to discuss the meaning of life.
- Article 4: Using the copier to print out 300 pages of cat pictures will result in your immediate firing and a sternly-worded letter to your mother.
- See also: Article 5, Section 7, Subsection 3, which deals with Steve's stapler placement.
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