Our Achievements

Our team is comprised of the greatest, most fantastic, and utterly absurd individuals in the world.

Meet the Kids

• Bert the Magnificent
• Bert's 1000+ participation trophies
• Bert's impressive collection of participation certificates

Our Achievements

We're proud to have achieved the following:

• 1000+ Participation Certificates
• Achieved It (the highest achievement)
• Achievements of Achievements

Achievements of Our Team Members

Bert's 100% Success Rate in Video Games

Bert has achieved 100% success rate in all video games, including but not limited to: Mario Kart, Minecraft, and Candy Land.

Jenny's 500+ Hours Spent on YouTube

Jenny has spent 500+ hours watching YouTube videos, including but not limited to: cat videos, cooking videos, and cat cooking videos.

Dave's 300+ Hours Spent on Wikipedia

Dave has spent 300+ hours editing Wikipedia, including but not limited to: articles on obscure topics, articles on topics that are not obscure.