Larry is a certified master of the universe, with achievements that include:
- Achieved a 4.2 GPA in "Extreme Ironing" at the University of Extreme Ironing, 2009.
- Broke the world record for most donuts consumed while wearing a top hat, 2012.
- Completed a 10K triathlon in flip-flops, 2015.
- Won the "World's Okayest" award in Extreme Ironing, 2018.