Larry's Methods

Method 1: The Art of Extreme Procrastination

By applying the fundamental principles of extreme procrastination, I am able to accomplish absolutely nothing in a highly efficient manner.

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Method 2: The Ancient Art of Doing Nothing

As a master of the ancient art of doing nothing, I have achieved a state of perfect inactivity, where the only movement is the movement of my eyelids.

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Method 3: The Science of Binge-Watching Cat Videos

Through rigorous scientific experimentation, I have discovered that the optimal ratio of cat videos to productivity is 10:1.

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Method 4: The Philosophy of Prolonging Meetings

As a student of the great philosophers of procrastination, I have mastered the art of turning a 30-minute meeting into a 4-hour discussion.

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