Step 1: Gather all necessary materials: 1000 balloons, 1 chicken costume, and 1 can of spray cheese.
Step 2: Inflate the balloons and tie them off with twine. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT use the chicken costume for this step.
The spray cheese is for emergency situations only. Use it sparingly, lest you wish to be known as the Clumsy One.
Proceed to Step 3: Assemble the Chicken Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, go straight to Step 5: The Grand Finale