Laura's Projects: Instructions for the Utterly Clumsy

Project 3: The Invention of the Inflatable Chicken

Step 1: Gather all necessary materials: 1000 balloons, 1 chicken costume, and 1 can of spray cheese.

Step 2: Inflate the balloons and tie them off with twine. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT use the chicken costume for this step.

Important Note:

The spray cheese is for emergency situations only. Use it sparingly, lest you wish to be known as the Clumsy One.

Proceed to Step 3: Assemble the Chicken Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, go straight to Step 5: The Grand Finale