Our team is a group of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals who are dedicated to bringing you the most aesthetically displeasing, yet strangely captivating experience on the web.
Lead Architect: The Sultan of Sarcasm, Lord McSarcastic
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Chief Designer: The Baroness of Brutalism, Baroness Brutalis
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Director of Chaos: The Maestro of Mayhem, Mr. Mayhem
And many, many others who shall remain nameless.
At the Great Neo-Brutalist Empire, we believe that the only good thing in life is making fun of the good thing in life.
We strive to create an experience that is equal parts painful and pleasurable, like a shot of espresso on a first date.
Or, like a poorly maintained 80s arcade, but with more pixels.
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