Philosophy of the Bureaucratic Empire

Chapter 1: The Unwavering Certainty of Red Tape

At the heart of our glorious Empire lies the unshakeable conviction that the ends justify the means. Or, rather, the means justify the ends, as long as the ends are sufficiently justified. It's all about the loop, baby.

As our illustrious Leader, the Great and Powerful Bureaucratic Councilor, once said: "A form is not just a form, it's a fortress of logic and a shield of righteousness. Fill out the form, and you shall be filled with wonder and efficiency."

A Venn diagram of our glorious Empire, where the intersection of Red Tape and Bureaucratic Logic is the source of all wisdom

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