Meet the mastermind behind the most inefficient, yet mesmerizing codebase in the multiverse. Burrito-Borg is a coding virtuoso with a penchant for the dramatic and a love for all things burrito.
• Code rewriting: 1000x faster than the speed of light
• Debugging: Can spot a typo from 100 paces
• Burrito-recipe development: The perfect ratio of beans to cheese is a science
• Time management: Can code 24/7 without sleep, food, or water