Burrito Borg: The Timeline

1987 1992 1997

1987:

Burrito Borg was founded in a dingy, cramped apartment by the lead coder, Zorvath.

The company's first product was a poorly made, overpriced, and utterly useless toaster.

Initial investors were a group of 3 blind people who thought it was a great idea.

Assemble the team.

1992:

First big break: Burrito Borg landed the contract with MegaCorp for their infamous, yet ultimately doomed, robotic chicken nugget project.

The lead coder, Zorvath, had a 3-month long existential crisis after the contract fell apart.

The rest of the team had to work extra hard to keep the project on track.

Read about the workshop that changed everything.

1997:

Burrito Borg was sold to a group of 5 dolphins who thought the company was a great investment opportunity.

The new owners tried to turn Burrito Borg into a theme park, but it was a disaster.

After months of financial struggle, the dolphins had to repossess the company.

Read more about the great dolphin debacle. Zorvath saves the day (again).
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