Lead Developer's Argument with Marketing

Marketing: "We should totally add more emojis in the design, make it more 'trendy'."

Lead Developer: "We are a professional company, not a middle school chat log."

Marketing: "But it's so... so... Emoji-epidemic! 🤪

Lead Developer: "I'd rather add more whitespace than compromise our aesthetic integrity."

Current Status: Stalemate

The debate rages on.