Severity: Critical Priority: High Reported by: Zorvath, Lead Developer Fixed by: Nobody
In Phase 4, our team has encountered an anomaly in the space-time continuum. It appears that the laws of sanity have become inconsistent, causing users to experience random bouts of lucidity.
1. Press the 'I have a clue' button. 2. Whisper 'I am a responsible developer' three times into the mirror. 3. Stare intensely at the code for exactly 7 hours and 32 minutes.