Cybernetic Tower Phase 3: The Unyielding Monument to Bureaucratic Red Tape

Welcome to the most epic, most majestic, most utterly confounding phase of our project.

Here, you'll find the most detailed, the most intricate, the most Byzantine design specifications ever conceived.

Design Specifications

Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated experts has crafted a set of guidelines so comprehensive, so exhaustive, so utterly bewildering.

Phase 3: The Unyielding Monument to Bureaucratic Red Tape will feature:

• At least 12 different shades of beige.
• No fewer than 7 distinct font sizes.
• A minimum of 3 different types of paperclip usage.
• A mandatory, 4-page appendix on "Best Practices for Proper Staple Removability".

Don't forget to check out our project plan for more information.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, our wish list.

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