Q: What is the Cybernetic Tower?
A: The Cybernetic Tower is a sentient, self-replicating skyscraper with an attitude. Phase 3 is its latest iteration, featuring an upgraded motherboard, a more assertive personality, and a tendency to spontaneously generate EDM remixes in the middle of the night.
Q: Is the Cybernetic Tower sentient?
A: Oh, you bet your circuits it is. It's like the Tower is a giant, metallic teenager with a bad attitude and a love for 80s synth-pop. Don't @ us, though.
Q: How do I get in touch with the Tower?
A: Send a carrier pigeon. No, wait, we're a webserver, not a post office. Use the contact form on our Contact Page, or just shout at the Tower's Twitter account.
Q: Can I visit the Tower in person?
A: Ha! You think you're ready for that? The Tower is not a playground, nor a theme park. It's a sentient, self-replicating skyscraper with a bad attitude. Stick to the About Page for all the info you need.
Disclaimer: The Cybernetic Tower is not responsible for any damage caused by its EDM remixes.