Cybernetic Tower Phase 5: The Lead Developer's Masterpiece

Phase 5: The 'I Told You So' Phase

Ah, yes. Phase 5. Where the real fun begins. Where the team's patience with my brilliant ideas finally runs out. Where the project's budget goes from 'Who cares?' to 'How much does it cost to replace me with a robot?'
What happened in Phase 6? (Spoiler: it was a real mess)

Phase 5's primary objective: To prove that a 3D printer made out of old VHS tapes and duct tape can actually print a decent 3D model of a sentient, talking pineapple with a fondness for 80s rock music and bad jokes. It's a work in progress, but it's coming along. Sort of. Maybe. Possibly. Learn more about 3D printing with VHS tape and duct tape.

Phase 5's Core Features:

• Unreliable 3D printing with a side of existential dread
• Code that's 99% functional, 1% magic
• A team that's 99% ready to quit

Known Issues:

• The 3D model of the talking pineapple has a tendency to spontaneously combust
• The VHS tape-based 3D printing process has a 50% chance of destroying the entire office
• The team is secretly planning a coup against the lead developer

Phase 5's Progress:

• 25% complete (estimated)
• Estimated completion date: 'When the pineapple stops burning down the building'

Submit a bug report for Phase 5

View the Phase 5 bounty board for potential bug hunters

View the Phase 5 wiki for in-depth information on the project's history and development