Lead Fox is the Supreme Architect of Sarcasm, the undisputed ruler of the land of witty banter and sharp tongues.
I have spent years perfecting the art of saying the right thing at the right time, with the right amount of eye roll.
My superiors have deemed me worthy of the Golden Eyeball of Sarcasm, an award so prestigious, it's been hidden away in a vault for centuries.
Read about my awardsI enjoy sipping on coffee, sipping on tea, and sipping on the occasional sarcastic remark.
When I'm not busy being witty, I'm usually found lounging in my favorite hammock, sipping on some fine scotch and reading the latest in sassy literature.
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