Meet the Pioneers

Our team of Lead Pioneers are the bravest of the brave, the boldest of the bold.

Colonel Wobbly McWobblepants

Our fearless leader, Colonel McWobblepants has single-handedly conquered 12 different planets, including the infamous "Planet of the Giant Spoons".

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Luna 'Lynx' LaRoux

Luna's expertise in intergalactic diplomacy has saved the world from certain destruction at least 7 times.

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Professor Balthazar McSnazz

Professor McSnazz has invented 37 different types of space-based snacks, including the infamous 'Galactic Goulash'.

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