Dr. Emily P. Bottomsworth, Lead Researcher

Lead Researcher at Bottomsworth Institute for Advanced Research (BIAR)

Dr. Emily P. Bottomsworth has spent the last 15 years studying the art of doing nothing.

Her research interests include:

Procrastination as a scientific discipline
The social implications of excessive coffee consumption
Quantum physics and the art of making perfect grilled cheese sandwiches

Current Projects

The Great Procrastination Study

Dr. Bottomsworth is currently leading a team of researchers in a groundbreaking study on the effects of procrastination on modern society.

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Quantum Grilled Cheese

Dr. Bottomsworth's work on quantum mechanics and grilled cheese has led to the development of a machine that can cook the perfect grilled cheese sandwich in under 3 seconds.

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