"I'm not a leader, I'm a visionary. I'm not a boss, I'm a demigod." - John
"My style is so brutal, it'll leave you breathless. Or maybe it'll just give you a headache." - John
"If it doesn't make a bold statement, it's not worth doing. Unless it's a statement about how boring it is to do, then it's just not worth doing at all." - John
"I'm not a fan of 'good taste', I'm a fan of 'I'll do it anyway'." - John
"The only thing I take seriously is my beard. And my ego." - John
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See John's list of "Achievements" that will make you jealous!