On the Futility of Existence
As Sr. Vice of Disappointment, I've spent eons studying the art of making people miserable. It's a delicate balance of bureaucratic red tape, pointless meetings, and soul-sucking paperwork. But someone's gotta do it.
My philosophy is built on the principles of:
- Efficiency of inefficiency
- Redundancy as a virtue
- Creating more work for the sake of creating more work
It's a never-ending battle to make the most mundane tasks feel like Sisyphean labors of Hercules. But someone's gotta keep the wheels of despair turning.
Want to learn more about our methods? Click here to read our seminal work on "The Art of Making People Hate Mondays".