Welcome to the Unrelenting Despotism

Where disappointment reigns supreme. Where dreams are crushed, hopes are dashed, and aspirations are left to wither on the vine. This is the team that makes it all happen.

Meet our Senior Vice of Disappointment

Bartholomew P. Fuddlesworth

Our Senior Vice of Disappointment is a master of the art of unmet expectations. A virtuoso of dashed hopes. A sultan of shattered dreams.

Learn about our Disappointment Specialist

Read about our Disappointment Engineer

Our Underlings

Underling 1: Balthazar McFlop

Underling 1: Balthazar McFlop is our top underling for crushing spirits.

Learn more about Underling 1: Balthazar McFlop

Underling 2: Throckmorton T. Disappoint

Underling 2: Throckmorton T. Disappoint is our resident expert in the field of dashed aspirations.

Learn more about Underling 2: Throckmorton T. Disappoint

We're always hiring!

Join us today and become a part of the Unrelenting Despotism team! Send your application to our contact page and be a part of the disappointment that is changing the world!

Or, if you're just looking for a job to make your life more miserable, check out our Careers page for available positions.

Or, if you're just looking for a good time, come for a visit to our events page and see what disappointment we have in store for you!

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