Where disappointment reigns supreme. Where dreams are crushed, hopes are dashed, and aspirations are left to wither on the vine. This is the team that makes it all happen.
Our Senior Vice of Disappointment is a master of the art of unmet expectations. A virtuoso of dashed hopes. A sultan of shattered dreams.
Underling 1: Balthazar McFlop is our top underling for crushing spirits.
Underling 2: Throckmorton T. Disappoint is our resident expert in the field of dashed aspirations.
Join us today and become a part of the Unrelenting Despotism team! Send your application to our contact page and be a part of the disappointment that is changing the world!
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