Our team's resident enigma is here, and we're still trying to figure out what that even means. They're like the human version of a quantum superposition, existing in multiple states of confusion at once. When asked to describe their job, they'll give you a 5-minute monologue about the meaning of life. Don't worry, it's not as painful as it sounds.
Name: "The Enigmatic Enigma" (we think)
Title: Senior Confuser
Specialties: Puns, Philosophy, and Puzzles
Interests: Reading Dostoevsky, eating ramen noodles, contemplating the human condition
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If you ever meet "The Enigmatic Enigma" in the hallway, just nod and say "Hello". Avoid eye contact. Trust us, it's for your own good.