Meet Tim, The Man of a Thousand Hats

Tim is the founder and lead developer of our beloved Neo-Brutalist empire, and he's here to make sure you don't leave this website until the end of time.

See Tim's Bucket of Chicken

Tim's Achievements:

• Eat 1000 bowls of ramen noodles in one sitting
• Hold 3 simultaneous records for most consecutive hours spent playing video games
• Win a bet with a 3am pizza delivery guy
• Accidentally start a fire in the break room

Read more about Tim's dubious accomplishments