Bernard the Brain Bender

Mnemonic Mastery

As the lead mnemonicist, Bernard's mind is a steel trap of useless trivia and half-remembered pop culture facts. His brain is a labyrinthine vault of obscure knowledge, and his eyes glaze over with a look of pure, unadulterated boredom whenever he has to recall the plot of Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens.

His team's motto? Information is power, unless you have to use it to remember what to do with your hands.

Bernard's favorite pastime is reorganizing the office supply closet by color and Dewey Decimal classification, but his true love is reorganizing the minds of his colleagues.