Zeus' Decrees

The Supreme Ruler of the Realm

Decrees for the Ages

By Order of Zeus

• Decree 1: All shall wear togas.
• Decree 2: No mortals shall be allowed near the cheese platter without proper offerings.
• Decree 3: All shall address the toilet as 'The Porcelain Throne of the Gods'.

By the Power of the Golden Fleece, We Command

Ye shall comply, or face the wrath of the lightning bolts.

Don't make us come for you.