Known for her questionable coding practices and frequent use of 'magic numbers', Lisa has been writing code for over 10 years. Her projects are often late, overbudget, and plagued by bugs.
Despite her reputation, she's managed to land a few high-profile clients, mostly because they're desperate and she's the only person who can 'solve' the problem with a 10-line bash script.
When not coding, Lisa enjoys eating Cheetos, playing video games, and complaining about how hard coding is.
Mike, the CTO (and actual good coder) Jim, the Intern (and actual jokester) Our Clients (the ones who are still paying us)