Lisa's Quality Control is responsible for ensuring that our products are the best, most fantastic, most extraordinary products in all the land. Our team is led by the incomparable Lisa, who has a PhD in Quality Control from the University of Perfectionism.

Our quality control process involves:

• Inspecting each item for defects, which we define as anything that is not perfect.
• Measuring each item against our strict quality standards, which we update daily.
• Discarding any item that does not meet our standards, no matter how attached we are to it.