**Issue:** The burrito-borg's primary function, the perfect ratio of tortilla-to-filling, is malfunctioning.
**Symptoms:** Users report an alarming 300% increase in guacamole usage, leading to an estimated 20% decrease in productivity.
**Steps to Reproduce:** 1. Initiate burrito-borg startup sequence. 2. Select 'Taco Tuesday' mode. 3. Wait for catastrophic failure.
**Workarounds:** 1. Use manual tortilla-stretching protocol. 2. Employ backup guacamole supply chain.
Note: Burrito-borg is currently offline for maintenance. Estimated return to service: 2-4 weeks.