As the Galactic Ambassador to the Andromeda Galaxy, I, Lola, have spent countless parsecs navigating the complexities of intergalactic diplomacy.
My report details the intricacies of negotiating with the Zorvathian Empire, who insist on using a combination of Morse code and interpretive dance for all formal communication.
I've also included the confidential memo from the G'lorkian Council, who are secretly funding a team of robotic ninjas to infiltrate the Galactic Senate.
For more information, see our latest press conference here.
Or, for a detailed analysis of the G'lorkian Empire's true intentions, read on.
int galactic_diplomacy = {
Zorvathian_Empire = 1;
G'lorkian_Empire = -1;
Andromedian_Galaxy = Math.random() * 100;
}
console.log(galactic_diplomacy);