Lola is the brains behind the operation, and by "brains" we mean "she can write 1000 lines of code in 10 minutes without blinking".
Her favorite things: coffee, coding, and making fun of her team's terrible jokes.
Subordinate 1 is the newest member of our team and is still learning how to use the copier. Ask her about her favorite stapler.
She is secretly a master of Microsoft Excel and will one day take over the world with her pivot tables.