Legacy Code Snippets from the Golden Age of Coding

Lola, the Code Archaeologist

Lola is our team's resident code archaeologist, tasked with unearthing the most ancient, forgotten code snippets from our legacy systems.

Here are some choice morsels from her findings:

1. The 2001 Holiday Gift Registry

This ancient monolith was a behemoth of a system, with 17,000 lines of code and counting.

2. The 2005 Social Media Fiasco

A system meant to revolutionize social interaction, but ended up causing a global catastrophe instead.

3. The 2010 Database Debacle

This database was designed to be scalable, but ended up becoming the bane of our existence.