Lola's Coding Rules of 3

Rule 1: Code Like You Mean It

Don't be a yes-bunny, code with attitude. If it's not working, yell at it. If it doesn't yield to your wrath, replace it with a better solution.

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Rule 2: No Code Duplication

Write once, reuse everywhere. Unless you're lazy, in which case, just copy-paste like the wind.

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Rule 3: Comments Are for Lovers

Leave a trail of breadcrumbs for the maintenance gods to follow. They'll love you for it. Or, at the very least, not hate you as much.

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