Team Lola: Physical Donation Method

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Physical Donation Method

Warning: This method is not recommended for the faint of heart. Physical donations require actual physical presence, sweat, and possibly a few tears.

Lola's Physical Donation Method is a rigorous, in-person program that demands dedication and a strong constitution. Participants will be expected to donate their time, their energy, and possibly a few bruises.

For the faint of heart, we recommend our Emotional Donation Method, where the only thing that gets bruised is your ego.

Donation Process

  1. Step 1: Sign up for our rigorous 5-day training program, where you'll learn the art of physical donation.
  2. Step 2: Engage in intense physical activities, such as running, weightlifting, or extreme ironing.
  3. Step 3: Donate your newfound physical prowess to our noble cause.
  4. Step 4: Receive a free t-shirt and a pat on the back.