Lola is the lead developer, and her accomplishments are the stuff of legend.
Early Life: The Formative Years
Midlife Crisis: The Coding Years
Lola learned to code in her parents' basement, using only the finest 90s-era dial-up internet.
She mastered the art of writing 10-line Perl scripts and debugging her own hair.
Little did the world know, a coding genius was being molded in the depths of suburban New Jersey.
Lola coded her way through the dot-com bubble, writing code that was so bad, it was good.
She single-handedly kept the world's supply of coffee cups filled, one line of Java at a time.
Her code was so dense, it needed its own gravitational pull.
Lola's code is still used by 4 out of 5 developers, who swear by it.
Her legacy lives on in the hearts of every junior dev who's ever had to debug one of her scripts.
It's said that if you're stuck on a project, just whisper "Lola" three times, and the code will magically sort itself out.