Rule 1: You must wear a tutu at all times during the challenge. Failure to do so will result in penalties.
Rule 2: You must consume exactly 3.5 gallons of coffee per day. Any less, and you're just a slacker.
Rule 3: You must maintain a 4:1 ratio of selfies to actual productivity. Any less, and you're not doing it right.
Rule 4: You must have at least 17 tabs open at all times. Less is just not enough.
Rule 5: You must use the phraseประก์"I told you so" at least once per hour.
Subpage: Penalties for Not Following the Rules
