Q: What's a middle life, anyway?
- A: It's like, you know, when you're too young for old people, but too old for young people.
- A: It's like the twilight zone, but without the vampires.
- A: It's like the in-betweeny place where you're still cool, but not as cool as you used to be.
Q: What's Lola doing in her middle life?
- A: She's trying to find her purpose, but it keeps getting lost in the couch cushions.
- A: She's eating Cheetos and watching cat videos.
- A: She's trying to learn how to use her phone without breaking anything.
Q: Can I join Lola in her middle life?
- A: Only if you have a strong stomach for existential dread.
- A: Only if you're willing to learn how to use a manual transmission.
- A: Only if you can handle the crippling ennui.