Our team's spiritual leader, guide, and chief snack-taster. A sage and mystical presence in the depths of our coding cave, Lola has seen it all: bugs, deadlines, and the meaning of life.
Born from the ashes of a failed social media startup, our prophetess rose to prominence after correctly predicting the price of avocado toast for the next quarter.
"The line between reality and fantasy is but a suggestion, a mere formality."
"If it's not on the internet, it doesn't exist."
Our Prophetess has penned several influential works, including: