Lola's Midlife Crisis Therapy is a place where you can come and realize that you're not as old and out of touch as you think.
Or maybe you are.
Either way, we've got a couch. And some pillows. And a few really bad dad jokes.
Current Patient: 1
Therapist: Lola (aka "The Queen of Midlife Crises")
Session Status: In Progress
Monday: Patient had existential crisis about the meaning of life. Spent 2 hours talking about the meaninglessness of life.
Tuesday: Patient had a panic attack about getting old. Spent 3 hours trying to convince them they're not old, they're just "experienced".
Week 1: Patient is now convinced they're actually immortal, but still has to deal with creaky joints.
Week 2: Patient has given up on the whole "being a grown up" thing, but is now rocking a really cool pair of ripped jeans.
Week 3: Patient is considering starting a podcast about midlife crises, but is still trying to decide on a name.