Diagnosis: Midlife Crisis
Treatment Plan: More cat videos, less existential dread.
Session 1: Client arrived late, but made up for it by talking about their cat, Mr. Whiskers.
Session 2: Client brought in a PowerPoint presentation on the merits of catnip.
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Age: Late 20s
Occupation: Professional Cat Enthusiast
Relationship Status: Single, but not giving up
This page is not a real therapy session, but rather a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual events or people is purely coincidental.