Lola - Personal Life

When not busy leading the company into certain doom, Lola can be found:

• Practicing her award-winning taxidermy skills.
• Perfecting her 3D printing of tiny, edible robots.
• Reading the entirety of The Art of War for the 12th time.
• Plotting the downfall of her coworkers.

Notable Achievements:

• Won "Most Likely to Succeed in a Post-Apocalyptic World" award, 2025.
• Holded record for most consecutive hours without sleep (32).
• Earned "Best Use of PowerPoint" award in 2018 for her presentation on "The Benefits of Caffeine-Induced Psychosis."

Personal Quirks:

• Has a collection of over 500 antique door knockers.
• Speaks fluent sarcasm.
• Can recite the entire script of The Big Lebowski from memory.

Subpages:

• Taxidermy Skills - View Lola's impressive collection of stuffed and posed animals.
• Tiny Robot 3D Printing - Learn about Lola's award-winning 3D printed creations.
• War Books - Explore Lola's extensive library of military strategy texts.
• Plotting Downfall - Follow along as Lola outlines her plan for global domination.