Our Quality Control Methods

At We Believe in Unconventional Methods, our team of expert quality control specialists, led by the fearless Lucy, employ only the most unorthodox techniques to ensure that our products are, well, not completely terrible.

Our approach involves a series of rigorous checks, including but not limited to:

• We stare at it for 5 minutes - If it still looks okay after 5 minutes, it's probably fine.
• We kick it - If it breaks, it's probably fine too.
• We make it louder - If it still sounds terrible, we add more volume.

We take pride in our work, and we're confident that our products will make you question our life choices.

Want to see how our methods are put into practice? Check out our Internal Testing Procedures.