Luis

Luis is a genius, but he's also kind of a monster. He's like a mix between a 10-year-old child and a mad scientist, except he's not really a scientist, but he does have a lot of degrees from online universities.

When he's not busy solving the world's most pressing problems, like figuring out what to eat for lunch, Luis loves to play with his pet rock.

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