Luna's Awards

Awarded for Outstanding Contributions to the Field of Prophetic Procrastination

Most Likely to Procrastinate While Eating Cereal

Luna, our fearless leader, has been awarded this prestigious title for her exceptional ability to put off tasks while simultaneously consuming an entire box of Frooty O's.

She has set a new standard in the field of procrastination, and her work has inspired countless others to follow in her footsteps.

Best Prophetic Procrastination Techniques

Luna's innovative approach to putting off deadlines has been studied and emulated by prophets from around the world. Her techniques include:

Extensive Frooty O's consumption
Aggressive use of social media to justify procrastination
Expertly crafted excuses for the boss
Strategic use of 'just a few more minutes' to extend the workday by hours

Learn more about Luna's Prophetic Procrastination Techniques View the case study on Luna's use of social media to avoid work Read the whitepaper on crafting effective excuses for the boss Discover the secret to adding hours to the workday with the power of just a few more minutes

Most Likely to Procrastinate While Eating Cereal

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Best Use of the Phrase 'Just a Few More Minutes'

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