A: We're a group of highly trained, highly caffeinated bats who specialize in navigating the dark, confusing world of bureaucracy. Our motto? "We're not lost, we're just winging it."
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A: It's simple: find a bat, give it a name, and whisper "Luna Bat" prophets into its ear three times. If it sticks with you, you're in. If it flies away, you're not.
A: It's not duct tape, it's bat tape. We use it to hold up ourประก own sanity while navigating the labyrinthine offices of our competitors. Don't ask.