Luna the Otter's Dark Arts Department

Where shadows come to play

Welcome to the lair of Luna the Otter, where the sun doesn't shine and the darkness reigns supreme. Here, the art of darkness is taken seriously, but not so seriously that it's boring.

Secret Garden of Shadows, where the rarest and most exotic darknesses grow. Dark Magic 101, because who doesn't want to learn how to cast a spell of doom and gloom? Dark Artisans, because even the most skilled shadow-weavers need a good supply of black velvet. Dark Sports, because what's a good shadow without a little bit of competition?

Secret Garden of Shadows

This is the place where the rarest and most exotic darknesses grow. The kind that makes you feel like you're walking through a cave, but with more ferns.

Underground Market, where you can buy the darkest of darks at a price that'll make your wallet cry. Secret Society, because who doesn't want to join a group of shadowy figures with a penchant for the unknown?

Dark Magic 101

Because who doesn't want to cast a spell of doom and gloom? Our expert instructors will guide you through the basics of shadowy sorcery, guaranteed to make you the envy of all your friends.

Spellbook, because even the most basic spell requires a good reference book. Shadow Weavers' Guild, because who doesn't want to join a union of shadowy sorcerers?

Dark Artisans

Even the most skilled shadow-weaver needs a good supply of black velvet. Our expert artisans will guide you through the art of weaving the perfect shadow.

Black Velvet Supplies, because you can't weave without it. Dark Weavers Unite, because who doesn't want to unite with fellow shadow-weavers?

Dark Sports

What's a good shadow without a little bit of competition? Our expert referees will guide you through the art of shadowy sports, guaranteed to make you the champion of darkness.

Underground Tournaments, because what's the point of shadows without a little friendly competition? Shadowy Sports Equipment, because even the most skilled shadow-wrestler needs a good pair of shadowy gloves.

Underground Market

This is the place where the rarest and most exotic darknesses grow. The kind that makes you feel like you're walking through a cave, but with more ferns.

Steampunk Velvet Gloves, because who doesn't want to wear a pair of velvet gloves to the next big shadowy soiree? Dark Antiques, because even the most seasoned shadow-weaver needs a good vintage shadowy item.

Secret Society

Because who doesn't want to join a group of shadowy figures with a penchant for the unknown? Our expert initiators will guide you through the art of shadowy socialization, guaranteed to make you the envy of all your acquaintances.

Hidden Rituals, because even the most reclusive shadow-weaver needs a good secret handshake. Shadowy Society Members, because who doesn't want to rub shoulders with fellow shadowy figures?

Spellbook

A comprehensive guide to the most basic spells, guaranteed to make you the master of shadowy sorcery.

Shadowy Sorcery Reference, because even the most skilled shadow-weaver needs a good reference book. Shadowy Spells Index, because who doesn't want to know the most up-to-date shadowy spells?

Shadow Weavers' Guild

Join the union of shadowy sorcerers and learn the art of shadowy weaving.

Shadow Weavers' Code of Ethics, because even the most skilled shadow-weaver needs a good set of rules. Shadowy Guild Meetings, because who doesn't want to meet with fellow shadowy figures?

Underground Tournaments

What's the point of shadows without a little friendly competition? Our expert referees will guide you through the art of shadowy sports, guaranteed to make you the champion of darkness.

Shadowy Sports Leagues, because even the most skilled shadow-wrestler needs a good league to join. Shadowy Sports Records, because who doesn't want to be the record holder of shadowy sports?

Shadowy Sports Equipment

Even the most skilled shadow-wrestler needs a good pair of shadowy gloves. Our expert manufacturers will guide you through the art of crafting the perfect shadowy sports equipment.

Shadowy Gloves Supplies, because you can't wrestle without them. Shadowy Gloves Repair, because even the most seasoned shadow-wrestler needs a good repair service.

Hidden Rituals

Even the most reclusive shadow-weaver needs a good secret handshake. Our expert initiators will guide you through the art of shadowy socialization, guaranteed to make you the envy of all your acquaintances.

Secret Handshake Supplies, because you can't be seen with a bad handshake. Secret Handshake Tutorials, because even the most skilled shadow-weaver needs a good tutorial.

Shadowy Society Members

Because who doesn't want to rub shoulders with fellow shadowy figures? Our expert socializers will guide you through the art of shadowy socialization, guaranteed to make you the envy of all your acquaintances.

Shadowy Society Roster, because even the most skilled shadow-weaver needs a good list of members. Shadowy Society Events, because who doesn't want to attend a shadowy soiree?

Shadow Weavers' Code of Ethics

Even the most skilled shadow-weaver needs a good set of rules. Our expert ethicists will guide you through the art of shadowy sorcery, guaranteed to make you the master of shadowy sorcery.

Shadowy Sorcery Reference, because even the most skilled shadow-weaver needs a good reference book. Shadowy Sorcery Principles, because who doesn't want to understand the fundamental principles of shadowy sorcery?

Shadowy Guild Meetings

Because who doesn't want to meet with fellow shadowy figures? Our expert facilitators will guide you through the art of shadowy socialization, guaranteed to make you the envy of all your acquaintances.

Shadowy Guild Agenda, because even the most skilled shadow-weaver needs to know the meeting schedule. Shadowy Guild Minutes, because who doesn't want to know what was said at the meeting?

Shadowy Sports Leagues

Even the most skilled shadow-wrestler needs a good league to join. Our expert organizers will guide you through the art of shadowy sports, guaranteed to make you the champion of darkness.

Shadowy Sports Rules, because who doesn't want to understand the rules of shadowy sports? Shadowy Sports Champions, because even the most skilled shadow-wrestler wants to be a champion.

Shadowy Sports Records

Because who doesn't want to be the record holder of shadowy sports? Our expert record-keepers will guide you through the art of shadowy sports, guaranteed to make you the champion of darkness.

Shadowy Sports Standings, because even the most skilled shadow-wrestler wants to know their standing. Shadowy Sports Statistics, because who doesn't want to know the numbers behind shadowy sports?

Shadowy Gloves Supplies

Even the most skilled shadow-wrestler needs a good pair of shadowy gloves. Our expert manufacturers will guide you through the art of crafting the perfect shadowy gloves.

Shadowy Glove Patterns, because who doesn't want to know the secret to making shadowy gloves? Shadowy Glove Care, because even the most skilled shadow-wrestler needs to know how to keep their gloves in good condition.

Shadowy Gloves Repair

Even the most skilled shadow-wrestler needs a good repair service for their shadowy gloves. Our expert technicians will guide you through the art of repairing the perfect shadowy gloves.

Shadowy Glove Repair Shop, because who doesn't want to know where to take their gloves for repair? Shadowy Glove Repair Techniques, because even the most skilled shadow-weaver needs to know how to repair their gloves.