Mad Hatter

Mad Hatter is our fearless leader and chief hat-maker. He's been making hats since he was a young lad, and has a passion for the absurd and the bizarre.

When he's not busy making hats, Mad Hatter enjoys playing pranks on his colleagues and eating too much cheese.

He's a master of the hat-making arts, and his hats are sought after by people all over the world.

But beware, for Mad Hatter is a trickster at heart, and his hats may just drive you mad!

Visit Mad Hatter's Secret Lair to see where it all began.

Queen of Nonsense

Queen of Nonsense is our queen bee of absurdity and confusion. She's a master of the art of saying nothing, and her words are as sweet as honey to the ears of those who don't understand her.

When she's not busy being queen, she enjoys collecting rare and obscure words, and her collection is the envy of linguists everywhere.

But beware, for Queen of Nonsense is a slippery creature, and her words may just drive you mad!

Visit the Queen's Garden of Nonsense to see the source of her inspiration.

Tinfoil Tower

Tinfoil Tower is our resident expert on tin foil hats and other paranoid accessories. He's a master of the art of deflecting reality, and his wares are sought after by those who want to keep the world out.

When he's not busy selling tinfoil, he enjoys playing chess with his enemies, and his games are always a draw.

But beware, for Tinfoil Tower is a slippery creature, and his products may just drive you mad!

Visit Tinfoil Tower's Paranoiac Parlor to see the latest in paranoid accessories.