Magnate-Mortimer: The Unstoppable Force of Nature

Meet the mastermind behind the world's most unpredictable weather forecasts: Magnate-Mortimer, a wizard of unrelenting precipitation and unparalleled prognostication.

With a PhD in Meteo-Fu from the University of Unforeseen Circumstances, Magnate-Mortimer has spent years mastering the art of predicting the improbable and unpredictable.

His team of highly trained, marginally competent forecasters are on hand to help you navigate the ever-changing landscape of Mortimer's ever-unpredictable weather.

Want to see our team in action? Visit Meet the Team to learn more about the individuals who keep you on your toes.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try RogueLord, the mysterious figure with a penchant for unreliable forecasts.