**WARNING**: Magic-Mud is not a real thing. Or is it?
As a beginner, you're likely eager to dive headfirst into the mystical world of Magic-Mud. But before you do, let's cover the basics. Or, you know, the non-basics, because, honestly, the basics are going to get you killed.
**Rule 1: Don't touch the mud**
It's not just a good idea, it's a law. Don't. Touch. The. Mud. Trust us, we've seen what happens when you do. Advanced Mud Safety
**Rule 2: Bring a snack**
We're not talking about just any snack. We're talking about a snack that'll sustain you through the rigors of Magic-Mud exploration. Think jerky. Lots and lots of jerky. Mud Snacks
**Rule 3: Don't look at the mud**
It's tempting, we know. But trust us, it's not worth it. Mud Gazing: The Dark Side
And that's it. That's all you need to know to survive Magic-Mud. Well, that and not to touch the mud. And not to look at it. Advanced Mud Survival Tips