We're a group of time-traveling wizards, expertly navigating the treacherous timestream. Our motto? "Time is a muddy river, but we're the ones holding the oar."
Meet the Team
- Chrono Chris - Our fearless leader, skilled in the ancient art of temporal manipulation.
- Mistress of Minutes - Our resident expert on the intricacies of chrono-scheduling.
- Time Trader Tyson - He's got a deal for you, if you're feeling stuck in time.
Our Methods
We use a variety of techniques to navigate the timestream, including but not limited to:
- Time Loops - Because who needs a vacation when you can relive the same day over and over?
- Chrono Jumps - For when you need to get somewhere, but not in a hurry.
- Time-Traveling Tacos - The only way to experience the flavors of a bygone era, without the hassle of actually living through the bygone era.
Want to learn more about the intricacies of time travel, or perhaps book one of our time-traveling taco tours? Visit our tour availability page for more information.